Wombats don’t like to fight. Some guy in Toledo had a bunch of Wombats in an attempt to start a wombat-fighting ring. Apparently he was pretty upset when his Wombats didn’t exhibit any violent behavior:
“The bastard who sold them to me said they were vicious killers,” said Kensington. “I paid $300 bucks for a pair of eucalyptus-leaf eating retards who just stare at each other with a dull glare.”
Kensington tried many techniques to get the wombats to fight, but all they would do is “eat and breed.”
“Yeah, I tried poking ’em with sticks, yelling at ’em, and dumping acid on their heads, but nothing seemed to work,” he said. “They just sit there and stare at you, drooling and grunting.”
The animals, said Kensington, have been a bad investment, and he was “relieved” when police arrived.
“Not only will they not fight, but they dig their way out of every kennel I’ve built,” he said. “Good riddance, I say about the smelly bastards.”
Wow, this is fucking insane. Some Sherriff showed a bunch of school kids how to make meth basically. The say it’s part chemistry class, part drug enforcement. Yah, enforce drugs by making crank right in a damn school.
A local woman went ‘through the roof’ when a deputy took his anti-drug message to high school.
She says he showed students how to make methamphetamines, and she has the video to prove it.
Grays Harbor County sheriff’s deputy shows class, “And the reaction will start occurring down there and start bubbling up.”
It is part chemistry class and part drug enforcement as a member of the Grays Harbor drug task force talks to Elma High School students about making Methamphetamine.
Deputy shows class: “Then you’ll have a little bit down at the bottom, the white stuff, and that’s your meth.”
This guy must be insane. I’d flip out if he was teachin my kids that stuff. I hate tweekers and meth-heads. I’ve known too many and they’re all the same. Read the entire story here.