Get a fucking life

Oh my god, I don’t know what to do. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston broke up. My life is over.

Seriously though, you’d think the U.S. is falling apart due to their breaking up. Like usual, the news media is putting words in our mouths. Americans are asking “How could they do this to us?”. Americans are being left with a feeling of being dumped.

Excuse me, but I don’t feel that way. I don’t give a flying fuck. I have a feeling most of the nation feels the way I do. News must be slow this month if this is such a huge story.

If you are upset about this, you need to get a fucking life of your own and stop leeching off others. This article about the break-up is the most sickening I’ve seen:
http://www.sacbee.com/content/l.blah.blah.2876278c.html

According to them, people are wondering how any relationship will last if Brad’s and Jen’s didn’t. I mean come on, Brad is hot. Jen is hot. They gonna sleep around on eachother. Let’s be real!

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