I recieved this piece of spam today at work. I would have deleted it, but a few words caught my eye so I continued reading. It ended up being a pretty entertaining read. Item #5 on their list made me laugh quite hard.
Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it’s us again, now we extended our offerings, here is a list:
1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita galleries, to keep out clients busy.
Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.
ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher for free.
This offer won’t last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.
Well, now what?
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